Smell Like a Kid Again

I wanted to invent these! They are colognes/perfumes with those wonderful kid smells...
Dirt, PlayDough, Orange Cream Popsicle, Paint, Crayons, Waffle Cones, BubbleGum, Cotton Candy, Birthday Cake, Glue, Sawdust, Vinyl (as in New Car Smell). Oh well, I'll just have to settle for buying them... but which one first? http://www.perpetualkid.com